18 Things I Need To Tell James McAvoy To Get Closure
A WOMAN NEVER FORGETS. (But Happy Birthday and all that, James.)
How could you do this to me?
I know we were young, but we were in love.
And then you threw what we had away.
SO WHAT if I was 13 and living in suburban New Jersey.
SO WHAT if you were a Scottish actor trying to make his mark in the world.
SO WHAT if you were living across the pond.
SO WHAT if we had never met and I just thought we'd randomly run into each other at some point.
Don't you dare cry — you're the one who did this!
You chose Hollywood over someone you didn't even know existed.
You chose fame over a possible life with an eighth-grader.
And look at you now! All smiley and scruffy like that.
Without a care in the world.
Ugh, shame on you for aging like a goddamn miracle!
There's no way you can "atone" for these sins.
Remember when you promised we'd be the couple that makes it?
I know you probably don't remember because I made it up.
But I'll never forget us, James.
THIS IS FOREVER <3. Oh, and happy 36th birthday today and stuff.
Full disclosure: I have never met nor spoken to this guy in my life, but his eyes are like, sooooo dreamy.
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