1.
How could you do this to me?
2.
I know we were young, but we were in love.
3.
And then you threw what we had away.
4.
SO WHAT if I was 13 and living in suburban New Jersey.
5.
SO WHAT if you were a Scottish actor trying to make his mark in the world.
6.
SO WHAT if you were living across the pond.
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SO WHAT if we had never met and I just thought we'd randomly run into each other at some point.
8.
Don't you dare cry — you're the one who did this!
9.
You chose Hollywood over someone you didn't even know existed.
10.
You chose fame over a possible life with an eighth-grader.
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And look at you now! All smiley and scruffy like that.
12.
Without a care in the world.
13.
Ugh, shame on you for aging like a goddamn miracle!
14.
There's no way you can "atone" for these sins.
15.
Remember when you promised we'd be the couple that makes it?
16.
I know you probably don't remember because I made it up.
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But I'll never forget us, James.
18.
THIS IS FOREVER <3. Oh, and happy 36th birthday today and stuff.
Full disclosure: I have never met nor spoken to this guy in my life, but his eyes are like, sooooo dreamy.
