Definitive Proof That Helen Mirren Looks Better Than You Ever Will

Life's not fair, y'all.

So last night Helen Mirren showed up at an event looking like THIS.

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Like WTF? How is she so PERFECT?!

Just so you know, she's 69 years old. SIXTY-NINE.

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And looking better than most teenagers.

Ugh everything about her is such #LifeGoals.

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Seriously iconic.

You guys, maybe we should just give up.

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Because it's next to impossible to reach this level of flawlessness.

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You go, Dame Mirren.

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You go.