You guys, a very important event recently occurred.
Cristiano Ronaldo aka your boo, has broken up with his supermodel girlfriend, Irina Shayk, aka your nemesis.
Other people might be shocked at this news. They did, after all, date for five years.
But you weren't surprised. Cristiano and Irina were never gonna last. Know why?
Because Cristiano is YOUR boo.
And you knew that for the past five years, he's woken up from a horrible nightmare in which you, his boo, are not lying next to him.
All of the awards he's won...
... are for you, his boo.
Every time Cristiano celebrates a goal, he's really thinking, "I hope my boo is proud of me."
So I hope you're ready for the rest of your life, because Cristiano is ready to share his cake with you.
Your boo is ready and waiting!
