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So naturally you knew from the get-go which house you belonged in.
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Because every house has its own characteristics, and you were 100% sure which one fit your personality best.
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But then you finally took some quizzes and...
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...IT TURNED OUT YOUR HOUSE IS NOT YOUR HOUSE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE A STRANGER TO YOUR OWN SELF.
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You think, What else have I gotten wrong over the years?
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You calm down and decide to take some more quizzes to see if you just had a false test.
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BUT THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING.
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"OK," you tell yourself. "Lemme ask my friends." And they all laugh in your face because they knew your "true" house the whole time.
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Do you throw out your Gryffindor scarf when you find out you're a Ravenclaw?
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In these confusing times, should you lie when people ask you what house you're in?
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Or do you embrace your "right" house?
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Because the Sorting Hat never lies.
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So you decide to become the biggest fan of your new house there ever was.
