18 Things Vegetarians Are 100% Tired Of Hearing

    "Do you eat fish?"

    Shelby Heinrich
    by Shelby Heinrich

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "So, why did you decide to become a vegetarian???"

    FOX / Via giphy.com

    Do you really want to know or is this just an excuse for you to talk about how much you love steak?

    2. "Wow I could NEVER be a vegetarian."

    NBC / Via giphy.com

    Pretty sure you could, if the stakes were high enough, but whatevs.

    3. "OK, so what do you eat???"

    ABC / Via giphy.com

    This crazy thing called FOOD. Ever heard of it??? Also, lots of carbs.

    4. "But where do you get your protein??"

    Disney / Via giphy.com

    I don't know, where do you get your vitamin K?

    5. Do you eat eggs?

    NBC / Via giphy.com

    Yes. No. It depends!!!

    6. Do you eat chicken?

    NBC / Via giphy.com

    ...No.

    7. Do you eat fish?

    NBC

    I don't have the energy to have the pescatarian convo with you right now.

    8. "So that means you're vegan."

    Universal

    Ditto on having the vegan convo with you right now.

    9. "Not eating meat seems unhealthy."

    E! / Via giphy.com

    Funny, I didn't remember you having a degree in nutrition!!!

    10. "Do you just sit around and eat salads all day?"

    E!

    I wish. My body would be bangin'. But alas, no.

    11. "I tried being vegetarian for like a week once."

    FOX

    Your resolve is inspiring.

    12. "What about plants??? Those are living things too!"

    Comedy Central

    Hilarious. I've never heard that joke before IN MY LIFE.

    13. "Can't you just eat meat this ONE time??"

    Lionsgate

    That's like...not how it works.

    14. "So if I put some meat in front of you right now, what would you do?"

    FOX

    I...wouldn't eat it?

    15. "You know, the Bible says we're supposed to eat meat."

    MGM

    What does the Bible say about minding your own business, Deborah?

    16. "The only vegetarian option I have is this veggie platter. Will that work for you?"

    Disney / Via giphy.com

    *Sigh* I suppose...

    17. "Is that all you're eating? I don't want you to STARVE!!!"

    Nickelodeon

    Stop acting like you're concerned. You're just mad I won't eat your chicken piccata.

    18. And my all-time favorite: "But what about bacon???"

    NBC / Via giphy.com

    You're so original, wow.