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18 Signs That Are Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than Any Male Stand-Up Comedian I've Ever Seen

If you're looking for a sign to read this post, this is it.

Lately, things have been rough, so I'm willing to get a laugh from just about anywhere. And what better way to enjoy comedy than the punny, witty, and often inappropriate signs caught in the wild from r/funnysigns? I'm not proud of some of these, but here we are. Maybe you'll enjoy them, too!

1. "We were cleaning up our rental vacation home and found someone had left this sign in our bathroom."

"would poop here again"

2. "I never forget a feline face!"

"well now you have."

3. "Solid advice."

"Do not exceed 20 children"

4. "This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium."

A "wet floor" sign in the shape of a shark's fin

5. "I’m sure glad they clarified."

"Sorry pets only"

6. "Useful to know..."

"Be useless, so nobody can use you."

7. "Honey, I'm going to the GYM."

The GYM neighborhood pub

8. "Be careful in Chicago."

"It is considered bad manners and harmful to your taste buds to put ketchup on your hot dog within the city limits of Chicago."

9. "Thanks, babe!"

"The gas is already turned on xx"

10. "They didn't see this coming."

"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances"

11. "There's always a reason for a sign."

"Do not insert into anus"

12. "Guess that’s why we keep seeing old cashiers."

"Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience"

13. "Mini what?"

"Mini Dognuts"

14. "I'm really not asking for much!"

"You're going to be okay. Here's a coffee and 5 million dollars."

15. "My wife thinks she’s hilarious. Went outside to water the plants, and she said she’d put some pasta on my plate. Came back to this."

"some pasta"

16. "Thanks for clearing that up!"

"The pool is currently not open because it is closed."

17. "Giving blood isn’t that scary."

"Don't be afraid to give blood"

18. "How would you do it?"

"I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently"