1.
This shockingly green stuff that thinks it's safely hidden between the curries.
2.
And this other green substance which looks even more hazardous.
3.
This excuse of a samosa.
4.
This underwhelming portion of rice drowning in an ocean of dal.
5.
This half-assed anda curry.
6.
This unnecessarily colourful thali.
7.
This confusing aggregate of lentils and carrots or something.
8.
This "Indian soy patty", whatever that might be referring to.
9.
This disappointing curry-to-rice ratio.
10.
This gross generalisation.
11.
This terrible choice of samosa accompaniment.
12.
And this simple chicken-and-rice combo parading around as biryani.
