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1. BlueTooth headphones to hype yourself up listening to rap music en route work, like Kendall Roy.
2. These smudge sticks to sage your office space, hopefully without setting off any smoke alarms.
3. A black turtleneck to channel your inner Shiv Roy.
4. This smart wallet with five slots for various cards and RFID security capability that'd have come in handy when Shiv "mugged" Greg of his last twenty bucks.
5. A set of martini glasses to celebrate the "prekend' after a long week of negotiations.
6. This John Derian picture book full of intriguing curiosities that made an appearance on Logan's coffee table in the pilot episode.
7. This bestselling expanding file folder with 14,000+ reviews that will, no doubt afoot, house a deathpit of official Royco secrets.
8. These relaxing and eco-friendly flannel slippers that will bring the Scottish mountains home to you.
9. A personalised pen engraved with your name to sign documents and "finesse" those public statements to shareholders!
10. This bestselling cordless, rechargeable beard trimmer that makes shaving swift, easy and painless, whether you want a clean-shaven look like Kendall or an angular beard like Stewie.
11. Some sourdough starter like Connor gifted Logan on his 80th birthday to make bread the old way.
12. A fabulous red lipstick to replicate Marcia's signature makeup look.
13. An affordable e-writer with an LCD panel, a stylus and a one-touch erase button, to erase everything like Marcia erased her mysterious past.
14. An anti-stress roll-on with a blend of 12 essential oils to calm your anxiety before Logan's big announcements.
15. A travel pillow and sleeping mask set that'll keep you cosy on your next private helicopter ride.
16. Zip lock bags to efficiently steal free snacks from the office when, like Greg, you're living in a youth hostel with a maxed out credit card.
17. A plush terry cotton bathrobe to wear to the spa for a whole minute before you're dragged to an interview where you say "I saw their plan, and my Dad's plan was better."
18. This (imitation) pearl necklace and earrings set similar to what Gerri and the female execs at Waystar Royco would wear. The set is available in 8 shades and comes in a velvet folder.
19. A collection of aviators to shield yourself from haters and the paparazzi.
20. These silicone, chess piece bottle stoppers to seal the wine when your wife's ex tries to have a sip at your wedding because your parents made a contribution goddammit!
21. This ceramic butter dish to keep the butter at a perfect temperature for the RECY ball dinner.
22. An omelette maker, because you can't make a TOMlette without breaking some Greggs!
23. A copy of The Epic of Gilgamesh to inspire your next marketing campaign because what are we if not storytellers?
24. This gourmet popcorn combo with three flavours will take you straight to the theme park!
25. This mug to gift your Dad to let him know he's the OG.
26. And this sock that has enough personality to be "the sock" a recovering Logan Roy put on by himself, upon which the socioeconomic health of multiple continents depended.
