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[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
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maybe she's born with it maybe it's the bottle of wine she drank at dinner that makes her numb to the world!!!
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My Facebook Year in Review is just different pictures of me crying while I eat snacks and watch the news.
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I'm gonna power the whole country.
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luv playing my favorite game: is it the anxiety or the caffeine or the depression or the most recent news or just The Way Things Are Now
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My pilates teacher asked if anyone had any aches and pains anywhere and I shouted "MY EMOTIONAL WELL-BEING" and everyone ignored me
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Me: Who needs antidepressants? I'll just listen to Hey Ya by Outkast daily Narrator: But things were not alright alright alright alright
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Self help books going up on a Tuesday.
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I'm tired of people on social media ordering everyone to be grateful and present it is my right as a citizen of thi… https://t.co/pra845ccTo
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sometimes i stare at my coffee in the morning in the hopes of turning it into whiskey with my mind
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At the point where I'm just a sentient heavy sigh
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would it help if we sacrificed a goat
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Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours."
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Shhh. Go to sleep. Everything you're worried about will still be there tomorrow
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if you tell Dominos you're crying on the kitchen floor they give you a 10% discount
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DEAR 2016 WE'RE SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS WE SAID ABOUT YOU WE WERE YOUNG AND NAIIVE PLZ TAKE US BACK 😫😫