When you head off to University you're going to meet a lot of people, sadly they are only going to fit into one of TWO GROUPS
EVAN CRAIG FANS
Yes. That's right. All these punks and posers are are fans of other people. More specifically: Evan Craig. They follow him around and kiss the ground he walks on perhaps, or maybe they avoid him because they are simply SO intimidated. Get it? Those ugly losers who are simply Evan Craig Fans do. Are you one of them or are you...
Who are you going to be in college?
you don't have a lot of options.