Which Celebrity Sex Tape Are You?

Ready to take your privates public? Brought to you by Sex Tape, a new comedy starring Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz, in theaters July 18.

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Which Celebrity Sex Tape Are You?

You got: “Real Housewife” Danielle Staub

Bravo! Only the strong survive from where you’re from. You’re one tough cookie and have a knack for getting out of any troublesome positions. Sure, you’ve got secrets — who doesn’t? — but you’ll never let the haters get to you. Watch as Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz air their own dirty secrets in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Paris Hilton

That’s hot! You’re all glam, and beneath that chic exterior lies the mind of a savvy business mogul. You’re especially skilled at multitasking, great with social media, and working in the dark. Watch as Jason Segel accidentally shows the world his Eiffel Tower in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Hulk Hogan

OH, YEAH! You’re a real American who isn’t afraid to run wild all over your partner, and you’ve got the strength and stamina to prove it. (Just be careful not to go too Hollywood.) Watch as Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz go to the mat in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Gene Simmons

Rock on! You’re a demon in the sack who wants to rock and roll all night and party every day. You’re a shrewd, cutthroat entrepreneur who loves it loud. It goes without saying that you’re skilled with your tongue. Watch as Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz accidentally rock the world in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Pamela Anderson

Congratulations! You’re a true original — a timeless classic and a lover of fine music with a bright future in the literary arts. You’ve got a big heart (amongst other assets), and care deeply about the happiness and well-being of others. There’s no challenge too big for you to handle! Watch as Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz get nasty in public in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham

Congratulations! You’re a badass rebel. You make your own decisions, live your own life, and when an opportunity slams shut, you go right in through the backdoor. Congratulations on giving precisely zero f***s what the haters think. While you may have released your sex tape on purpose, not everyone did! See Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz do damage control in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Kim Kardashian

Daaaaaaamn! You’re an extroverted superstar with a flair for the glitz and glam. People underestimated you when they first met you, but guess what, haters — you’re here to stay. You’re goal-oriented and know exactly what you want out of life, and anybody who tries to stand in your way is going to regret it. Not every sex tape launches a career — watch Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz try to do damage control in the hilarious Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Colin Farrell

Congratulations! You’re an intense workhorse with an award-winning body (of work). By yourself, with a date, or at an exclusive event, you know how to get the party started. You have a fine eye for beauty and appreciate the aesthetically pleasing things in life. Watch Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz try not to throw their lucky, charmed lives away in Sex Tape — in theaters July 18.

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You got: Dustin Diamond

Zoinks! Your partners always screech with delight after you peel back that layer of geekiness. You may not be the most socially at ease person in the world, but you’ve got great friends who look out for you. You’re multitalented, have directorial aspirations, and are OK with sharing the spotlight. Watch as Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz screech in horror as they accidentally release their — in theaters July 18.

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