Stop whatever you're doing right now, because this is important: There's a new animated series based on your favorite web comic, Cyanide & Happiness!
1. Despite being hilarious, The Cyanide & Happiness Show might kill you with inappropriate humor.
2. You might also bust a gut from all the pirate jokes...
3. ...or maybe the erotic ninja scenes will prove deadly.
4. Perhaps you're deathly allergic to giant wasps being attacked by little humans.
5. The show's ability to hit on relatable topics (like ketchup) could also prove lethal.
6. Or you could just die from this:
7. But you'll most likely be killed by magic.
8. Even if you do survive, you probably won't be able to afford the treatment you need to recover.
9. Then again, you might just cry yourself to death...
10. ...or gasp so hard at the crude humor that you suffocate.
11. But if, somehow, you manage to survive the onslaught of hilarity, then you're gonna love The Cyanide & Happiness Show!
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