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11 Dad Jokes To Use On Your Dad Before He Uses Them On You

Can you ho-ho-hold back your groans?

1. What was the snowman's favorite cereal?

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

3. What did one reindeer say to the other?

4. Why should you never mess with Santa?

5. Where do elves take their pay checks?

6. What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

7. Why does Santa like doughnuts?

8. Why does everyone love snowmen so much?

9. How can you tell that Santa is nearby?

10. Why was the snowman buying a carrot?

11. Why won't the Christmas tree stand up?

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