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11 Dad Jokes To Use On Your Dad Before He Uses Them On You

Can you ho-ho-hold back your groans?

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1. What was the snowman's favorite cereal?

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2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Frostbite.

3. What did one reindeer say to the other?

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4. Why should you never mess with Santa?

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5. Where do elves take their pay checks?

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6. What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

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7. Why does Santa like doughnuts?

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8. Why does everyone love snowmen so much?

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9. How can you tell that Santa is nearby?

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10. Why was the snowman buying a carrot?

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11. Why won't the Christmas tree stand up?

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