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Which Cape Town Boy Are You?

If you could only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

What's your catchphrase?

What's your favorite smell?

What object would you bring with you to a deserted island?

What's your go-to karaoke song?

What's your dream job?

What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

What's the last thing you see before you fall asleep?

What haunts your dreams at night?

What's your favorite piece of clothing that you own?

What's your biggest fear?

What is your weapon of choice?

What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

What confuses you?

If you only had a week left to live, what would you do?

You sassy, sassy bitch. You love dropping it low, hitting yourself with things, and of course, chocolate chip muffins from the cafe. But on the real, you're a faithful friend who genuinely wants to be involved in the lives of those around you. You support others and are always there to listen. Love u buddy.

Thomas

You love wrestling, beards, screaming, donuts, all things sportsball, italian sausage, peanut butter, reviewing things, mudpies, going for runs, your airpods, tattoos, mustaches, competitions, the Arnold, metal, doom metal, death metal, thrash metal, black metal, power metal, metalcore, heavy metal, progressive metal, glam metal, industrial metal, gothic metal, melodic death metal, folk metal, groove metal, symphonic metal, alternative metal, sludge metal, drone metal, post-metal, avant-garde metal, Swedish death metal, female-fronted empowerment bops, and insurance. Aren't you glad that we know you? We love that you're passionate about so many things, and we didn't even mention how much you love your friends.

Trey

Keegan. Korgan. Keegor. Keg. Kraken. Korken. Keegrim. Keke. You're the type of guy that would boldly walk into a house that is not yours, take their can opener, and never return. We hope that you CAN't open any can with that can opener. Your wife is hot as shit and she has pretty hair. You love dogs and puppies and petting dogs and taking care of dogs and walking dogs and most of all, cleaning up dog poop. But also, you are always available to your friends when they need you. You give wise advice and always strive to deeply understand what people say. You're also goofy as shit and a fucking weirdo. One might say you're FUNGI (fun-guy).

Keegan

Uh-oh sisters! Look out, here comes a sweet fruity beverage of oppressed fruit and added sugars. Perfect for refreshment on a hot day! This particular flavor likes to point at people. You also are a good friend who gives wise counsel. Good day!

Juice

You da homie for real. We thought we saw you at the bus stop the other day but it wasn't you. At 17 feet tall, you fear those who are much shorter than you. You're very good at befriending people and making them feel noticed. Right on.

Moses

You're always willing to mug someone for a friend. You have the strength of ten men and the heart of twelve. It's a wonder you're not dead yet. Or married, amirite? I don't know how to feel. I bet if you work hard enough God will forgive you for being a ginger.

Davis

EEEEEEEEEEEE! Happy birthday to our resident pasty father. You are very wise and love to help us understand difficult philosophical questions. You're also a really good dad. (To Isla, not us).

I don't need you and your brand new Benz or your bougie friends. You are funny and you always partake in the fun, even if it means breaking a bone. You have a nice beart and we miss u :(

Brenton

Eh? Eres un hombre muy chistoso y dulce. Te gustan las series de fantasia y ciencia ficcion.   Ama a su esposa, y eres muy fiel a tus amigos. :)

Matias

You are Jorge. You're a big mexican man full of love and beans. You made us enchanadas that one time. You are a Mexican chef and we are grateful to know you and your kind heart.

Jorge

What's up gamer. You are kind of like if a band kid and a theater kid had a kid. JK, we love you and your nerdy/spastic energy. You care deeply about your friends, even though you try to make everyone think otherwise. You are real funny, usually when you're not trying to be, and you don't look like Mr. meaty.

Nick

Sama-lama-ding-dong. You really do be a nerd but still with the laddies makin babbys. We appreciate the racial diversity you bring to our group. And, of course, your love of intentionality. U are a good dude and we <3 u.

Sami

You are passionate and opinionated. We appreciate the arguments your start, especially the ones that end well. Just kidding, we love that you really think through things and it is cool to see how convinced you are once you come to a conclusion. Respect.

Harrison

You are the dark sith lord. In the short time that we've known you, your vulnerability and honesty has been very refreshing. Also, you got sick riffs. You should go on tour.

Kenya

You are our resident hick. We LOVE your dog. Your excitement to serve and talk to your friends about how God has changed your life is so so so fucking cool. We miss u and can't wait until this corona shit is over so we can watch u spit ur dip into a gatorade bottle during hc.

Gator

You are Antonio! You love memes, good doggos, and your friends! You feel very deeply and it's been grool to see you share your thoughts with people. Also, you should bring back the bangs.

Anthony

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