5 Tweets That Prove Stephen King, Master Of Horror, Is Really Just Your Granddad

A twisted look inside the surprisingly mundane world of Horror's most prolific writer.

1. This tweet that shows a dubious relationship with technology

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"No, Grandpa, I don't know how to clean jam out of a mouse... I don't know, take it to the genius bar..."

2. This tweet where he personifies his dog

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"Yes, Grandpa, you're dog IS the cutest..."

3. This tweet that is peak Dad Joke

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"Yes Grandpa, that's very clever... yes, they DO rhyme."

4. This tweet that makes you wonder, does... does he know what that means?

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"Grandpa, please stop saying T-Bag."

5. This tweet that's just a recap of his day

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Phew! Glad that mouse situation was resolved.