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    23 Of The Goddamn Weirdest Things Said On "Naked Attraction"

    "You are literally in buttock heaven right now." Yes, NSFW.

    There's this British dating show called Naked Attraction, where people decide who to date by seeing their genitals first, then everything else. It's intense.

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    It's just come back for a second series. And I've put OMG stickers on everything because you could be reading this while you're eating or doing your taxes.

    The weird thing in this show is not just seeing genitals constantly (and trust me, there are a lot of genitals).

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    Oh, and watching this show in the office for six hours straight for work without accidentally getting HR involved was rather fun.

    1. No, the weirdest thing about this show is what is being said as we look at everyone's genitals. Like this:

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    2. And this.

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    That's right. They worked out a guy's personality just by looking at his penis alone. And it turned out that he was interested in cooking.

    3. When Mal was asked which person she did not want to date and the reason why.

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    There was dramatic music when we saw his penis.

    4. When DJ Darryl was talking about his preferences.

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    I don't know what else I was expecting.

    5. And then there was this observation by Anna Richardson, the host of Naked Attraction.

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    In fact here are some of the weirdest questions Richardson has asked the contestants on this show.

    6. "OK, so in terms of the vagina, how are you feeling?"

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    7. "Have you ever been faced by six penises before?"

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    No?

    8. "You think you've seen this penis before?"

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    9. "Do you like vaginas?"

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    Darryl then said: "I do. That's where I came from. And that's where I want to be."

    10. "Could you work with this penis?"

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    11. "What makes a good bum in your world?"

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    12. "Have you got any disastrous pubic hair stories?"

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    No????!!!!

    13. "Why have you got big old bush?"

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    14. "Can we talk about the pubes?"

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    15. "Hi Emily. Can I have a look at your bum?"

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    Hi, Emily.

    16. Oh, and the weirdest Deal or No Deal question ever.

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    17. And then there was when Darryl had to choose who to date while being naked in front of two girls who were also completely naked.

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    18. This show is so damn strange.

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    19. "She made her decision on my pubic hair and that's OK."

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    20. "And he's Welsh."

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    21. "It's not every day that you get to choose out of six naked men in a box, really."

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    22. "What I'm taking away from this experience is that I saw a hot girl naked, which is a massive, massive victory for me."

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    23. "Watch that tush leave, Dom, and be very, very sad."

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    "You've only got yourself to blame."

    Naked Attraction continues on Channel 4 on Thursday at 10pm, and you can catch up on All 4.