This Show Where OAPs Go Clubbing With Their Grandchildren Must Be Stopped

    Spring Break With Grandad features lines like: "Aaron's got a really nice ass. Keep it up, baby. Let's see it."

    Scott Bryan
    by Scott Bryan

    BuzzFeed TV Editor

    The most WTF show on British TV right now is this.

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    A show where teens go to a beach holiday resort in Cancun like in Geordie Shore...with their grandparents or old relatives, for no reason.

    The rule is that if they don't "party hard" enough, they "go home". Commentary and advice is provided by Gaz from Geordie Shore.

    Trust me on this. You've had operations that have been nicer than watching this television show.

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    Here's a selection of weird things that have been said.

    "I found out what dry humping was."

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    "I'm going to show how Grandpa does it."

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    He then proceeds to get his cock out in front of everyone.

    "I've had more hands grab me as an old person than I ever did when I was a kid."

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    "I'm so shocked she has no control of her bladder."

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    Joyce is not referring to another grandparent. This is about her niece, who urinated on a public street earlier in the episode.

    "It's nice to let it all hang out."

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    This grandad then gets his cock out in front of everyone.

    "Spring break is fucking great."

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    "I didn't think she was into kissing other girls."

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    "If Ashleigh doesn't want him, I'll have him."

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    Ashleigh is her grandchild. This is when the grandparents have to choose dates for their grandchildren.

    "I'm not looking for too tall a girl, small build. Good tight ass on her. Pair of good tits."

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    "Aaron's got a really nice ass. Keep it up, baby. Let's see it. You make me want to cream my jeans."

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    This is when the grandparents learn how to twerk.

    "I've learnt so many new words here. I never knew what shagging was."

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    Well, this woman is American.

    "I look ridiculous trying to twerk. My ass doesn't jiggle enough."

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    "I'm not going to show you my snatch."

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    K.

    I want to die.

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    Spring Break With Grandad is on MTV on Mondays at 10pm, or you can watch on Now TV/Sky+/Sky Q etc.

    Or not.