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    And you know what? They absolutely nailed it.

    We also got them to jump out of a giant Chinese takeaway box in a room smelling of fast food.

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    Ant & Dec are not an act. They are real. I know that might seem a bit weird thing to say at the start of an article, but there are countless times you might come across an actor, presenter or singer who has a different personality entirely when they are performing. Ant & Dec are the same. The goddamn same. And they are glorious.

    As they're friends as much off-screen as on-screen, and with Saturday Night Takeaway back this week, we made them take the BFF test. And my god it was great.

    You can watch them take the test here:

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    Here's all of their answers:

    1. What was the first thing you first thought when you met each other?

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    Ant's answer: He's small for his age. / Dec: God, he looks really miserable.

    Dec: He did look miserable. It's funny cos it's true.

    2. Who is the better drunk?

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    [Ant took ages to write out his answer.]

    Dec: What are you writing there? The Bible?!

    [They reveal their answers.]

    Ant: It's true. Two different drunks. Beer and wine.

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    3. If Dec was an animal, what animal would he be?

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    Ant's answer: Rabbit. / Dec's answer: Tiger (ROAR!)

    Dec: A rabbit?

    Ant: They're small and cute, no?

    [Dec looks a bit heartbroken.]

    Ant: They love sex. At it like rabbits.

    [They laugh.]

    4. If Ant was an animal, what animal would he be?

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    Ant: Easy, it's a stallion.

    [Dec reveals his answer.]

    Ant: A squirrel?

    Dec: I saw you writing an 'S' so I thought of trying to get the same one.

    Ant: Idiot.

    5. What is Ant's secret talent?

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    Ant's answer: whistling / Dec's answer: whistling

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    6. What is Dec's secret talent?

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    Ant's answer: Irish dancing / Dec's answer: Painting landscapes.

    Dec: That is true. I'm not very good at that all.

    7. Who is the messiest out of both of you?

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    [Ant writes out his answer in two seconds, then Dec reveals his answer.]

    Ant: You could have just written: "ME."

    [Ant then tries to write 'this guy' upside down but then it looks like a penis.]

    8. What is each other's guilty pleasure?

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    Ant: Boring political shows / Dec: Minstrels

    Dec: I do like Question Time.

    Ant: To be fair. It's no secret. It's no secret.

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    9. In a movie biography of their lives, who would play Dec?

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    Dec: So it would be, Eddie Redmayne.

    Ant: It could be. It could Eddie Redmayne. Or... Ronnie Corbett.

    10. In a movie biography of their lives, who would play Ant?

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    [Ant is writing out his answer]

    Ant: What is that male model called?

    Dec: David Gandy.

    Ant: Do you spell it with an I or a Y?

    Dec: Y.

    [Ant reveals his card.]

    Ant: Obviously folks. David Gandy. He's an actor now. He was a model, but he's acting.

    Dec: Or............................... you could call Danny De Vito.

    Dec keeps saying the word 'OR' over and over again whilst Ant defends Gandy.

    Ant: "So the story of the Ant & Dec life, realistically would be Ronnie Corbett and Danny De Vito. I'D WATCH."

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    You heard it here first.


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    Saturday Night Takeaway returns on ITV at 7pm on Saturday 25 February 2017.

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