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Seth has his kids for the holidays this year. Can you help him and his roommate Ronnie make this the kind of magical holiday that you can rub in your ex-wife's face?

The Seth Holiday Special

Can't forget the names. Your eldest, Triple H Trochtenberg, was conceived while watching WWE Friday Night Smackdown. And don't forget your darling little girl, Sean Hannity-ica Trochtenberg.

Triple H and Sean Hannity-ica

Okay Seth, what are your kids names again?

The kids know something is up. They aren't buying that it somehow snowed on just the dining room table. But as long as you keep hinting at the new bike that Triple H wanted or the reverse bear trap replica from Saw II that your sweet little Sean Hannity-ica has had her eye on, they will overlook all of the ho ho hos.

It's all about the gifts

Uh-oh. Papa Seth got drunk af last night. How will you cover it up in front of the kids?

We get dessert FOR dinner? Oh hell yeah dad of the year! Ronnie even let the kids take a sniff from his beer but made them promise "not to drink before you're 15".

Cake for dinner!?!?

Christmas eve - the one night you can't order takeout. What did you and your roommate Ronnie make everyone for dinner?

The kids know all of the words to your bedtime classic about how their mom should be better using your court-ordered payments. Your daughter even shouts along with you, "what does she expect next? That I buy you goddamn socks? That's what the check is for."

Story time!

Time for sleep! What bedtime story are you going to tell the kids?

The kids were ecstatic to scratch off their lottery tickets! Ronnie got a little too drunk and started screaming that he was entitled to half of the $3 that Sean Hannity-ica won. But other than that it was about in line with their expectations for you!

Holiday cheer!

You put off shopping until 3am on Christmas day, and all that is open is the gas station. What did you get the kids?

Uh-oh! Sean Hannity-ica just asked her mom what a meth lab is, and now Ms. Rhonda is going to have to supervise all of your visits again. This is going to be a real setback to your plans not to have to start attending Alcoholics Anonymous again. Better luck next (next) Christmas!

You are going back on supervised visits

Ouch! Your four-year-old just demoted you from "Daddy" to "Seth". You're also pretty sure that Triple H just referred to mom's boyfriend Noel as "new pop" on the phone. You'll have the chance to make up ground when you see them again next on the 4th of July.

Your daughter now calls you by your first name

Wow all-star dad! Your kids actually paused to say "bye" before taking off in a dead sprint to their mom's Subaru. Pat yourself on the back as you carry their bags outside while they ignore you.

Your kids don't immediately take off running when their mom pulls into the driveway to pick them up!

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