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Governor Seth Trochtenberg of Nebraska has made an unlikely eleventh-hour bid to win the 2020 Democratic nomination. He has approached you to run his underdog campaign to take on Donald Trump. Can you help the Governor pull this thing off?

Can You Help Seth Win The 2020 Democratic Nomination?

To increase Seth's poll numbers, you decide to announce a VP pick early. Who do you take from the short list?

Fundraising is key. Which one of these email subject lines will you send to your supporters to grab their attention?

It's 4am. Which one of Seth's questionable supporters will you retweet?

PR CRISIS. Jimmy Kimmel asked Seth to play F-Marry-Kill with the Power Rangers. Seth stared into the camera, whispered "I will kill God", and sat silently for 12 minutes. How will you respond?

Seth just launched a major ad buy. Which one of these messages should he run in the early states?

Due to the crowded nature of the primary debate stage, Seth only had time to answer one question. “What sets you apart from every other candidate?”  


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Fool. You got killed by Colonel Warford.

Tough luck. After a decent showing in the Iowa caucus, Seth’s pledge to give everyone’s taxes to Iowa hampered him in all other states. His four pledged delegates weren’t enough to force a brokered convention, so time to swallow your pride and make the most of your 10:30am DNC speaking slot.

Campaign Suspended

You got the silver medal. Elizabeth Warren thanked you with the role after your open endorsement of Joe Biden cost him the primary. Your outsider experience and compelling argument that Mike Pence farted during the VP debate will play well in November on Nickelodeon’s Kids Pick the President.

Running Mate

Despite the odds you pulled this thing off... but at a terrible price. When filming a campaign Tik Tok video while driving, Seth was hit by Bernie Sanders who was also filming a Tik Tok while driving. A wave of pity votes carried Seth to the nomination. He may be running for President, but he will never walk again.

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Can You Help Seth Win The 2020 Democratic Nomination?

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