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Are You Noel, Seth, Or Taylor? Or Matt?

Ever wonder which member of the terrific trio (or Matt) you would be? Take our handy quiz to find out!

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  1. Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
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    Drinking a nice cup of tea while my children Cornelius and Kennington IV hide from me to avoid watching Elementary reruns.
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    Successful enough to stroll through Belle Meade and be like "do people really live in this shit hole?"
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    Managing one of my idiot friend's dumpster fire campaigns to be Mayor of Knoxville or something.
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    Giving all my personal information to an FBI plant on Chatroulette posing as a 6-year-old after he offers to trade me "pics for SS digits"
  2. Who Is Your Dream Date?
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    <i>Believe me, I'm going to smash this bro ;)</i>
    Believe me, I'm going to smash this bro ;)
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    <i>I'll show her my infastructure plan. But seriously, we are going to talk about policy the entire time.</i>
    I'll show her my infastructure plan. But seriously, we are going to talk about policy the entire time.
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    <i>In my defense, when I asked him his age, he said dis many and flashed all of the digits on his hands like 7 times. How was I supposed to know?</i>
    In my defense, when I asked him his age, he said dis many and flashed all of the digits on his hands like 7 times. How was I supposed to know?
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    <i>Jane the Virgin is great, but have you seen Leverage?</i>
    Jane the Virgin is great, but have you seen Leverage?
  3. Noel needs help picking a new profile pic. Which would you recommend?
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  4. What's your biggest fear?<br />
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    Artificial intelligence.
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    Not being RHA President.
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    A cowboy approaching me at my place of employment, informing me that "there ain't nothing from NYU except steers and queers", and then proceding to ride me in either sense of the word.
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    Chris Hansen
  5. A genie grants you three wishes. What would you ask for?
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    To become SGA President of America, to be the most successful 38 year old man still trying to go viral on YouTube, and to cure some diseases I guess.
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    To get a billion dollars with the condition that one million kids will die randomly, a job rejecting pitches at a major television network, and simply to live happily ever after with my gf Camille with the condition that one million kids die randomly.
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    A voicemail message recorded by NPR's Carl Kassell, twenty more seasons of Leverage, and to put Terry Prachett on the $5 bill.
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    So like I would have the powers to like if girls use the dressing room I could transform into the mirror get it so i could see their boobs, the cowboys win the Super Bowl, and uh... Jesus comes to my Bachelor's party.
  6. Lastly, which actor would play you in a film adaptation of your life?
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    Benedict Cumberbatch
    Benedict Cumberbatch
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    Andy Samberg
    Andy Samberg
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    CGI Garfield
    CGI Garfield
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    Peter Dinklage
    Peter Dinklage
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