8 Texts Every Girl Has Sent/Received In Her Group Chat

You can't make this sh*t up

1. The classic "I'm still puking but don't stab me" text

Susan Kaufman

You hate to see it. You really hate to send it

2. The inevitable post-breakup text

Susan Kaufman

1. Never suggest a fuckboy 2. Always keep someone on the back burner

3. The v important underwear text

Susan Kaufman

Friends are good for a few things, including lingerie recommendations and getting wasted

4. The tragically-stereotypical betchy text

Susan Kaufman

This is a trap. Even if you're not at the party with her and have no clue who those two blonde chicks are, you must always agree. Always.

5. The victorious "I just had sex" text

Susan Kaufman

Cherish these texts, especially when they include the sentence, "It's about time we get a little funky funky."

6. That clutch late-night food text

Susan Kaufman

There is nothing worse than checking a food-related group message an hour after it was sent. "Plz tell me y have food" #yikes

7. The random AF "anniversary" text that you can confidently send to your group chat without the fear of being judged

Replace 'nose ring' with any object that no one, but you, cares about. Congrats!

8. The all-too-familiar "fuck everything" text

Susan Kaufman

PREACH. All hail the group chat