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How To Become A Morning Person

All right, night owls...so you wanna become a morning person, eh? Here are a few things you can try to wake up and stay up — it's easier than you think!

1. Have a positive attitude!

2. Practice consistency. Try to wake up at the same time every day, including weekends.

3. Buy a whole bunch of alarm clocks, bro!

4. Have someone hide one of those alarm clocks somewhere in your apartment!

5. Program a coffeemaker to start brewing at 7 a.m. or whenever you'd like to start your day.

6. Don't get drunk before bed, dude! Sure it's fun, but you shouldn't!

7. Don't eat like garbage, tempting though it may be.

8. Exercise (at least somewhat) regularly...

9. ...especially in the morning!

10. Stretch before bed.

11. If a morning run isn't your thing, try hopping in the shower. You'll perk up and smell good at the same time! Wow!

12. Purchase a rooster!

13. Let the light in. If you have blinds, leave them open so the morning sun can say "hello there, dude!"

14. Maybe just give up on sleeping altogether!*

So do you think you can cut it as a morning person, or will you forever be a night owl?