18 Stages Of Not Being Able To Grow A Beard
If at first you fail, get up and try again! But know that you might (probably) fail again, and you'll need a Schick Hydro razor to clean things up.
Stage 1: Dreaming the impossible
Stage 2: Scouting out your idols
Duration: approx. 1 week
You look for inspiration everywhere. "I'm thinking about growing one," you warn your skeptical friends. "Not a beard beard. More like Dan — that beardy guy from marketing."