1.
Single men know the joy of wanting to see a movie and actually getting to watch it without a debate or explanation.
2.
Valentine's Day is just another day where they don't have to spend a billion dollars on dinner.
3.
Their response to "Hey dude, we're going on a road trip. Wanna come?" is given without having a phone call or lengthy discussion first.
4.
Their calendars aren't filled with anniversary booby traps.
5.
And they don't have to memorize someone else's army of friends.
6.
Their wallets are always exploding with money.
7.
Single people have more friends, because they go out with their friends, and their friends are like, "Cool, there's my friend!"
8.
When they're out, they get to flirt with whoever the hell they want.
9.
Which is good, because single people are usually in better shape.
10.
Single men have more time to do the things they want to do on the side.
11.
They don't get in nearly as many fights as people who are in a relationship.
