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12 Reasons Single Men Are Happy Men

Nothing wrong with that. Being in a relationship has a lot of benefits, but single guys have it pretty good as well. Be comfortable in your own skin with the Schick Hydro razor.

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1. Single men know the joy of wanting to see a movie and actually getting to watch it without a debate or explanation.

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They also don't have to pretend to like that reality TV show about cakes and weddings.

2. Valentine's Day is just another day where they don't have to spend a billion dollars on dinner.

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It's just another great day in the life of a single guy.

3. Their response to "Hey dude, we're going on a road trip. Wanna come?" is given without having a phone call or lengthy discussion first.

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Single men get to see the world whenever they want.

4. Their calendars aren't filled with anniversary booby traps.

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The dreaded "one month anniversary of the first date" is none of their concern.

5. And they don't have to memorize someone else's army of friends.

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"Hey Sarah, how's the new finance job going? Wait, which one are you again?"

6. Their wallets are always exploding with money.

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If you're in a relationship, you tend to eat at more restaurants, go to more shows, and spend more money on a person who's not you. No thanks.

7. Single people have more friends, because they go out with their friends, and their friends are like, "Cool, there's my friend!"

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I'll be there for youuuuuuu.

8. When they're out, they get to flirt with whoever the hell they want.

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Flirting isn't illegal.

9. Which is good, because single people are usually in better shape.

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Getting cushy in a relationship is the best way to start getting cushy in your body.

10. Single men have more time to do the things they want to do on the side.

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Want to spend your time picking up another language? Doing stand-up comedy? Inventing something? Go for it, single guy.

11. They don't get in nearly as many fights as people who are in a relationship.

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Conversation doesn't get stale, because you're not always eating with the same person.

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