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11 Signs You Need To Relearn Shaving

C'mon guys, we trusted you. Pick up the Schick Hydro and go get your face back.

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1. Your neck has a mustache.

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2. It looks like there's a tiny bear behind your head trying to hug your face, but he can't fully get his arms around you.

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3. Very specific parts of your face get cold.

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4. You can play "connect the dots" on your neck.

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5. Food shall not pass.

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6. You frequently use the line "you should've seen the other guy."

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7. You are more liberal with the shaving cream than you should be.

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9. It looks like you sneezed out a mustache.

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10. There is a prince outside of your apartment waiting for you to let down your beard.

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11. You're familiar with the line, "I've made a huge mistake."

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See yourself? It's time to grab a Schick Hydro razor, and start from the very beginning.