1. You’re a personal chauffer.
You find yourself picking your friends up off the ground of some frat party at 3am, in your pajamas. The best part, you don’t even care.
2. You have no problem spending money on them.
You do, however, have a problem buying that three-dollar coffee for yourself.
3. Your home is their home.
Bad break up? Come on over. Long day at work? I’m sure it’s nothing some wine couldn’t fix. They always know where to find the key.
4. You’re a therapist…
People don’t even hesitate to tell you their deepest darkest and/or weirdest shit anymore. Girls night consists of them unloading a week’s worth of emotions on you while you sit there and nod robotically.
5. And a mediator.
“Liz said something to Jane about Greg and now Greg isn’t talking to either of them, “and they all come to you for a resolution. Sound familiar?
6. You spend more time making sure their okay than you do yourself.
You’ve fed them, dressed them, made sure their eyebrows are on point, and read over all of their screenshots before sending them on that date. Too bad the only date you have is with Netflix.
7. You are ALWAYS the sober one.
Just incase.
8. You're proud of them.
Your bestie just got a date with the boy she’s been pining over since forever. You can’t help but brag about it to random people… like your coworkers, or the cashier at Target.
9. You keep your phone on 24/7 just incase they need you.
Don't they have real parents?
10. You ask a ton of questions for literally no reason.
You can’t let them go somewhere questionable without interrogating them about the risks. Even though its just Chipotle For a date.
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