2. Those abs! That lace! Those quills! What could be more arousing?!
4. As it turns out, shapeshifter romance novels are fairly popular — though most of them are about more intimidating were-animals than hedgehogs.
h/t to @four_eels for tweeting the Hedging His Bets cover and showing the world the light. Happy reading!
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