Gomez And Morticia Addams Have The Best Marriage Ever

    They're creepy and they're kooky and they're in a pretty solid and mutually respectful relationship, actually.

    Witness the greatest relationship in pop culture history.

    They express affection... uniquely.

    And their cutesy couple-talk isn't exactly traditional. Though it is festive!

    But it doesn't make them less adorable.

    See? Romantic as hell.

    Gomez Addams, bringing his A-game.

    They know how to have fun together.

    They dance together.

    They dance really well, actually.

    They're excellent hosts.

    Always willing to cater to the needs of their guests.

    They're a dope couple AND great parents.

    They understand the importance of family bonding.


    Theirs is definitely not a sexless marriage.



    I mean DANG.

    Just gonna leave this here.

    Even if things get a little — ahem — rough, they always hug it out in the end.

    C'mon, that's a solid looking marriage right there.