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40 "SNL" Commercial Parodies That Will Make You Like Commercials

Trust us, you wouldn't want to fast forward through these.

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1. The Bass-o-Matic

You'll never have to scale, cut, or gut again!

2. Dissing Your Dog

Remember, there's one thing stronger than a dog's sense of smell: his sense of irony.

3. Mom Jeans

Because you're not a woman anymore...you're a mom!

4. Hedly and Wyche British Toothpaste

You don't have to brush your teeth every week, but you just might want to!

5. Schmitt's Gay Beer

If you've got a big thirst and you're gay, reach for a cold bottle of Schmitt's Gay!

6. Oops! I Crapped My Pants

Visit your local pharmacy and just say, "Oops! I Crapped My Pants!"

7. Shake Weight Commercial DVD

It's fun to watch, and, in it's own weird way, it's a great workout!

8. Jiffy Express

They'll take the package... and the blame!

9. Nerf Crotch Bat

For high-swingin', crotch-battin' action, it's Nerf Crotch Bat or it's nothin'!

10. Bug Off

None of this will actually kill the roach, but it will give it something to think about.

11. Go-Techs Flex

Order right now...or later, if you're busy right now!

12. The Closet Organizer

A clean closet is just a phone call away!

13. Martha Stewart for Match.com

Match.com, now with more Martha Stewart!

14. Brownie Husband

"It's the perfect blend of rich fudge and emotional intimacy.

15. Jon Hamm's John Ham

The ham you can eat in the bathroom!

16. The Mom Translator

Look for it wherever mom products are sold!

17. Swiffer Sleepers

The crawl-around, roll-around dust picker-upper!

18. Swiftamine

The antihistamine that's pink and bubbly, just like Taylor Swift!

19. Baby Spanx

I would never spank a baby, but I sure as hell would Spanx one!

20. Taco Town

Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

21. Flaritin

If you can't fake it, make it... with Flaritin.

22. Tres Equis

It's one equis better!

23. The Autumn's Eve Pumpkin Spice Douche

Because nothing says 'clean' like warm, gooey pumpkin.

24. Old Glory Robot Insurance

For when the metal ones decide to come for you...and they will.

25. Valtrex

Ask your husband if you may need Valtrex, because he might know more than your doctor.

26. Little Chocolate Donuts

The donuts of champions.

27. Hibernol

You can't buy stronger medicine...in this country.

28. Gas Right

They spread your butt cheeks apart!

29. Clint Eastwood Chrysler Commercial

Halftime's over, America!

30. Bad Idea Jeans

Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?'

31. E-Meth

Ya know it's good 'cause it's blue, bitch!

32. Chantix

If you notice symptoms such as rashes, fever, droopy lip, jazz hands, Robert De Niro face, or Incredible Hulk strength, call the police right away.

33. Rosetta Stone

With Rosetta Stone Thai, you can learn great conversation phrases like: "How much?" "Is that for the whole night?" "Oh my god, what have I done?" And "ping pong ball."

34. Annuale

Once a year. Period.

35. Wade Blasingame

Call Wade Blasingame. He's man's best friend!

36. Corn Syrup

Check our website, ThereAreWorseThingsThanCornSyrup.com, and no other websites!

37. Winston-McCauley Funeral Home

Care. Compassion. Dedication. And absolutely no sex with dead bodies. That's the Winston-McCauley promise.

38. Colon Blow Cereal

Colon blow and you in the morning!

39. The Love Toilet

Why not share the most intimate moment of them all?

40. Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Commercials

"Are my muscles cute?"

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