I’ve been laying in bed for 12 hours today not because I’m a lazy piece of shit with no motivation or goals … but because my abdomen hurts so badly that I can’t function.
And I’m not 10 minutes late because im an inconsiderate asshole … but because I took my pain meds & became distracted by something shiny.
Response to What’s The Craziest Way You’ve Broken A Bone?:
* Broke my nose a couple weeks before boot camp, tugging on a bunch of buckets that were stuck together. They became unstuck.
* Fractured my leg a couple years before that, running down a walkway, jumping up steps
Response to 15 Mind-Blowing Ways To Eat More Salmon:
Wow, some of the comments here really showcase how obesity is an epidemic.
He’s doing a fabulous job of caring for himself ~ and at 42 (my age as well) he’s not even halfway thru a lifetime (hopefully). So many of us don’t want to be tottering around in poor health during our last years, which is what too many ppl do.
Minimally processed is what he said.
Tho your thoughts on what processed food may be dif.
Its not extreme.
Except for those who don’t do anything.
~ thanks for this article, it’s so very important for us all to know these things, or where to go for the appropriate info??
Years ago my then-husband was in a LT’s wedding … I skipped the ceremony (2 babies) but told him to rsvp the reception.
He didn’t. Because he didn’t think he needed to.
I showed up, and the bride had to hv staff scramble to clear a corner table & find salads. The ex helped me sit, then walked back to the head table & ate steak. So i sat there in tears, mortified & embarrassed beyond anything ive ever felt. Ended up walking out to “sooth the baby” and spent the rest of the time in our car crying on the phone with my grandmother ~ until she convinced me i should go back in.
He never understood what he did wrong, and I never forgot the looks everyone gave me. Fucking humiliated in front of the entire command.
So that’s my wedding misery story.
And i hv a mobile massage service.
- sasha regina phalanges resoff
I absolutely adore Pinup Girl Clothing! They’ve been my fav shop for years, and their items are so fun, so beautiful to wear?
This isn’t really potty training - its just lucky timing.
So says the smart docs.
Buzzfeed isn’t the place for developmental info, but good for tips (like the bubble blowing).
Well as Joey Tribiani said, “there’s no such thing as a selfless good deed”.
What a waste of resources.
Response to Kids Tried Yoga And Were Actually Good At It:
What does he do again?
Response to What Movie Makes You Happy Without Fail?:
The Fifth Element.
Action, love, space, good vs evil … and that hat???
When i was in the military, i was away training & missed my sons 4th birthday.
Husband agreed to video them with birthday cake, so i could watch it when I returned….he’d gotten an ice cream cake for the two of them.
So we turned on the video & sat back to watch: after singing “happy birthday”, we see husband get up to answer his phone…and my sweet boy keeps on eating fm his giant chocolate cake. He takes a bite & starts spitting. Takes a bite, spits, takes a bite, spits…
Husband, seeing this for the first time jumps up & starts yelling “that little shit!” Meanwhile on video, husband comes back on screen, sits back at the table & proceeds to eat spit-out cake.
My boy loved the ice cream part of the cake, but not the cake part.
These seem allright for a person who never shops sephora.
Some are low end versions of high end ~ just remember ladies, you get what you pay for.
And Shave club? Yaassss
Gorgeous with or without.
But please try better quality brands - they will make a huge difference in pigment, staying power & how they treat the lips as well as how they look. Particularly with bold colors, poorer quality is going to be noticed.
In a “im so awkward, tee hee, I can’t do anything, tee hee, isnt acting stoopid cute?”.
Quit acting like you dont know how to do anything because you’re helpless & broke.
Obvs you are capable, because you wrote this - so maybe convince the rest of us that we are too.
This is rediculous.
A parent cooks appropriate meals. Children eat it, or they don’t eat.
My oldest has sensory issues (severely autistic) and even he was given what the rest of us ate ~ with the addition of one or two items if he asked, like rice or cheese.
How about ppl educate themselves on how to best raise good humans, and stop with trying to make small children happy (who can grow into spoiled self absorbed adults).
Id like these as waffles but dont think they’d hold up ?
This needs to be on a tee.
Mmm but theyre not fucking stupid.
Flossie Dickey is the best god damn name in america.
And yea, that look she gives the reporter? Freaking gold.
Response to Literally Just 23 Great Jokes:
How much does a hipster weigh?
Response to 12 Cheap And Lazy Ways To Cut Down On Waste:
I can hear my grandmother now “close the refrigerator door!”
Response to 12 Cheap And Lazy Ways To Cut Down On Waste:
In some cities.
Def not here in alaska…..well meals & lunch salads and that sort of thing, but most of the time we bundle up in thirty seven layers of clothes for our Haagen daaz.
Those dryer sheets actually smell good.
Their packing says something like “for men or the women who like the smell of men” ….
Oh no. Nononono
I will say that we do mary jane massages here in alaska, and ppl love them! Muscles melt like buttah.
Come on now.
This is incredibly ageist ~ and a fucking stoopid title.
Cause ohhhhh, ppl grow old lolz.
Buzzfeed has been working to be taken more seriously in the world, and the while the idea behind this post is kinda fun the heading is juvenile.
Perhaps “celebrity hotness thru the years” .. “Celebrities who keep us thirsty” .. “Damn fine humans we’ve known & loved like fine wines” … Meezus Christ
Chapped lips ALWAYS ☹️
Until i heard about a Lanolin allergy … removed all lanolin & am great!
Some of ya’ll might check this out, its in tons of toiletries. ??
Well Alexei is a “normal” name in some areas but no one everrr pronounces it correctly.
Id rather use the term “traditional”, cause wtf is normal anyway?
Many immigrants in this state hv taken typical American names ~ to fit in, to seem American, or because to them its exotic.
Whatever, its all interesting….
Yea not me, i kinda doomed mine.
Am a bit weirded out by the popularity of Alexis ~ my boy is Alexei.
My girl Gwyneth couldnt say her name as a tot, came out as Ben.
Ben, Beni, Beni Boo Boo as shes now known lolz
Growing up, sooo many military kids moving into my alaska town would giggle “my DOG is named Sasha!”.
Yea that sucks.
“Sha Sha”. Always.
And then theres the side eye & snickers fm some who will then tell me that I “have a boys name HAHAHA”.
But know whats super awesome? Hot ppl with accents saying my name slowly … “Saaasha”. Yum.
You got: You’re an Ice Cream God Psssht my pops used to feed me ice cream for breakfast.
Course it was when our alaskan island ran outta milk, and it was Haagen daaz vanilla sprinkled with grape nuts. Mmmmmm
bf: *singing loudly* MY PENIS HAS A FIRST NAME …
Response to 25 Things Every Grown-Ass Adult Should Have:
Buying cheap cheap items is irresponsible ~ quality items last.
What What! Cards & stamps aren’t expensive!
The point of this post is what perhaps you’ve missed, that in order to be an appropriate, functioning member of society there are things we do.