Let's talk about how short girls are ALWAYS being picked up (sometimes by surprise).
Hey. Hey. Not your armrest. Not. Your. Armrest.
Why do they make shelves this high again?
Or mirrors, for that matter?
Always looking for that sweet gap in the crowd.
Seatbelts are a sometimes painful hassle.
But, in the end, being a Short Girl isn't all that bad. Keep swingin' those legs and rollin' with life.
