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19 Random Things People Are Willing To Put Their Lives On The Line For

Patrick Henry is probably rolling in his grave right now.

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1. Lemon Poppyseed Muffins

give me lemon poppy seed muffins or give me death

2. A Third Live Action Scooby Doo Movie

Give me a third live action scooby doo movie or give me death

3. A Sensible Wallet

give me a sensible wallet or give me death

4. Consistent WiFi Connection

Give me consistent wifi connection or give me death

5. Financial Compensation for Asbestos Induced Mesothelioma

Give me financial compensation for asbestos induced mesothelioma or give me death!

6. Memes

7. More specifically, Kermit and Biden memes

Give me Kermit and Biden memes or give me death.

8. Jason Bourne Movies on an Endless Loop

Give me Jason Bourne movies on an endless loop or give me death

9. New House Hunters Episodes

Give me new house hunters episodes or give me death @netflix

10. Zac Efron and Nikki Blonsky

give me zac efron & nikki blonsky or give me death

11. 90's Dixie Chicks

Give me 90's Dixie chicks or give me death

12. Bottomless Steak Fries

Give me bottomless steak fries or give me death

13. Michelle Obama's Jawline

give me michelle obama's jawline or give me death

14. Velvet and Sequins

give me velvet & sequins or give me death.

15. A Relationship like Eric and Donna from That 70's Show

Give me a relationship like Eric and Donna from That 70's Show or give me death

16. Shitty Shrek Memes

give me shitty shrek memes or give me death

17. Patches of Dead Skin to Peel Off

give me patches of dead skin to peel off or give me death

18. Boys in Bralettes

give me boys in bralettes or gimme death

19. Potato Products

Give me potato products or give me death

Honestly, at this point just give me death.

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