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    19 Of The Best Presents For The Grinches In Your Life

    "You're a mean one..."

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    1. A cheeky sweater for the friend who doesn't believe that the big guy up North is real. If they're not going to believe in him, he's going to return the favour!

    A sweater that says Santa doesn't believe in your either
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    Get it from RudeMonster on Etsy Canada for $53.10 (available in five colours, in crewneck and hoodie, and in sizes XS-3XL).

    2. A lump of coal (that's actually soap) for the friend who is definitely on Santa's naughty list. They can use it to clean up their behaviour for next year!

    A piece of soap that looks like a lump of coal
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    The glycerin soap has activated charcoal in it that'll gently deep clean their skin without irritating it.

    Get it from JiroSoap on Etsy Canada for $9 (available in five scents).

    3. A candle that smells like baked goods straight out of grandma's oven, because even if they don't like the holidays, who can say no to fresh pastries?

    A candle that says butter tart
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    It's made with a cotton wick and soy wax that won't give off soot or black smoke.

    Get it from Meyberry on Etsy Canada for $29.95+ (available in two sizes).

    4. Or a candle that'll prevent them from picking up the scariest thing out there: the feels. You can pick out a fun fragrance as well, like Butt Naked in Bed or Monkey Farts.

    A candle that says feelings repellent
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    Get it from BelliniBubblesBeauty on Etsy Canada for $27.82 (available in two szes and 26 scents).

    5. A welcome mat that'll let people know what they're getting into before they knock on their door. The bristles are made from coir (natural coconut fibre) that'll help get rid of mud, snow, and any other unwanted outdoor bits from coming indoors.

    A mat that says 100% that Grinch
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    Get it from luxelumber on Etsy Canada for $53.59+ (available in two sizes).

    6. A pair of socks that'll keep their feet warm, even if they are a total Scrooge. They can wear them while they're kicking back, relaxing, and thinking about how much they detest holiday cheer.

    A pair of socks that say bah humbug
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    Get it from YouRockMySocksCo on Etsy Canada for $19.95 (available in six styles).

    7. A flask with a phrase that'll scare off any carolers before they can yell at them. It can hold up to six ounces of the good stuff and will hopefully help them survive the holiday season.

    A person holding a flask that says tears of my enemies
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    Get it from BeckmanDesign on Etsy Canada for $27+ (available in two materials and in six colours).

    8. A face mask that'll keep everyone where they should be — six feet away from each other.

    A face mask with the Grinch on it that says six feet people
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    It's made with three layers of fabric and has adjustable ear loops to keep it snug on their face.

    Get it from HumbleOceanDesigns on Etsy Canada for 20.44$ (available in two sizes).

    9. A cross stitch pattern that matches their pessimistic attitude. Stabbing a small craft hundreds of times with a needle seems right up a Grinches alley!

    A cross stitch that says disappointed but not surprised
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    Pair it with this starter kit for the cross stitch novice!

    Get it from hunnysHandmade on Etsy Canada for $3.41.

    10. A colouring book that'll help them pass the time while they're avoiding holiday events. It features wonderfully swear-y illustrations, such as "I'm a happy-go-lucky ray of f*cking sunshine."

    A colouring book that says fresh out of fucks
    Amazon Canada / Via amazon.ca

    Pick up some pencil crayons here!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $8.99.

    11. A Christmas ornament that is truly a whole damn mood. 2020 really came for a lot of people and the Grinch in your life will appreciate this summary of the year.

    An ornament that says 2020 stink stank stunk
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    Get it from StencilArtCanada on Etsy Canada for $14.75.

    12. A T-shirt that'll let people know that being anti-holiday is just the way they are. It's just the slightest nod to the festive season without actually being, you know, festive.

    A shirt that says resting grinch face
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    Get it from ModCloth for $35 (available in sizes XS-4X).

    13. A heart-shaped pillowcase and insert they can cuddle up with, since rumour has it they have no heart. Who knows — they might just dream of saving Whoville and turning around their Grinch-like ways.

    A couch with heart-shaped pillows on it
    Amazon Canada / Via amazon.ca

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $23.99 (available in three colours).

    14. A subtle necklace that has a not-so-subtle message. It has a lobster-clasp closure that'll make it easy for them to put on themselves during holiday get-togethers over video.

    Nasty Gal

    Get it from Nasty Gal for $6.40 (originally $16).

    15. A Christmas card featuring a very rude Rudolph — it's the one holiday card that might actually make them smile!

    A card with a reindeer with two middle fingers up saying seasons fucking greetings
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    Get it from MorMorCards on Etsy Canada for $7.

    16. A set of four Disney villain glasses, because Grinches tend to appreciate a really good bad guy. While everyone else is snuggled up watching holiday movies, they'll be rooting for Ursula, since Ariel was such a wimp (I said what I said).

    Tumblers with Disney villains
    Amazon Canada / Via amazon.ca

    Get a set of four from Amazon Canada for $38.95.

    17. A sweater that has a pretty blunt message. It's made with a super-soft blend of cotton and polyester that'll keep them warm (and hopefully help them avoid human interaction) as the weather starts to dip.

    A sweater that says ew people
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    Get it from GeekDownApparel on Etsy Canada for $48.33+ (available in five colours and in sizes XS-XXL).

    18. A selection of Lindt chocolates, because even Grinches love a little treat now and then! It comes with an assortment of goodies that mimic all of the best desserts, like crème brûlée, tiramisu, and millefeuille.

    A selection of chocolate truffles
    Amazon Canada / Via amazon.ca

    Get a box of 14 chocolates Amazon Canada for $13.53.

    19. And lastly, a copy of Dr. Seuss's iconic Christmas classic to pass down to little Grinches in the making!

    A copy of the book how the grinch stole christmas
    Amazon Canada / Via amazon.ca

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $21.77 (also available in Kindle).

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