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Tell me, what does caring feel like?
Time is ticking. Chop, chop...literally.
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Down time can be chill but not chill at the same time. That's called balance.
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💁 is not "information desk girl" — it's the physical embodiment of this phrase.
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Who cares? It's just an eye after all.
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Every time I seem cheerful or optimistic, it's an act. Surprise!
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👏 👏 👏
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Liven up pay raise negotiations.
Get it from Fred Conlon on Uncommon Goods for $45.
Say hi to "Left Brain" and "Right Brain."
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This model looks like she actually cares. Please wear this dress with pride and only show the opposite emotions.
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*prepares a mimosa while taking aspirin for last night*
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How I feel about strangers who feel the need to comment on my life.
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Remember when?? *laughs hysterically*
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"I like to pray before every meal...to Satan" is the best way to start any conversation at a dinner party or just randomly on the street.
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Wow, just rolled my eyes so far back I reached a new dimension and found the cure for cancer.
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You can also purchase the design as a notebook!
But it's classy since it's written in cursive.
Get it from Passion and Love on Etsy for $9+. / Sizes 4-15. / Available in seven styles.
Cats also DGAF, which is why they're your real best friend.
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Seriously, don't approach me. 100 feet rule...at least.
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In truly DGAF fashion, you can wear it every day. #outfitrepeaterdontcare
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*sees birthday party invite* Can I wear my PJs? Can it take place at my home, minus the people but with all the cake?
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $5.50.
More accurate than any number could be.
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Other people can take on the task of being cheerful.
Get a pack of 12 (with three different phrases) from Firebox for $8.69.
Like before every sentence you utter. It's a reflex at this point, ok? Can't be helped.
Get it from Nicole C. on Society 6 for $33.15+.
Or make your own (simple) neon sign with this DIY kit!
You can even choose between British and American spellings of the word "color." Bet you can't tell where I'm from. 🇺🇸
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Just being truthful here.
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And keep flipping you while it *very slowly* burns. Also great as a gift to show someone how much you care about them (which is barely or not at all).
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Ah, there it goes. 👋 Not nice knowing you.