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    Sep 22, 2016

    11 Pet Products That Go Too Fucking Far

    Trust me, Snuggles does not need this.

    1. Hot Dog: Pet Sex Toy

    Unsurprisingly, this sex dog toy is made in the country of love: France. Buy it here.

    2. UltraZhyyne Electric Pet Massager

    When your fingers just aren't good enough, buy this.

    3. Shamcock: Cat Toy

    Have you ever thought, I love that my cat has a toy in the shape of a human penis, but I wish it could be more festive? Well then this is the cat toy for you.

    You can buy it here.

    4. Humunga Lips Dog Toy

    Now you can kiss your dog the non-French way. Buy it here.

    5. Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer

    For the impatient pooch, click here.

    6. Puppy Tweets: So Your Dog Can Tweet (?)

    I don't understand this. But if you want to ruin Twitter by putting more dogs on it, buy this here.

    7. Pet Perfume

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    Perfume has urine in it, right? Your dog will love it. Buy it here.

    8. Pet Gear Clip-On High Chair for Pets

    Not all dogs can jump up on the table and steal your food. But now they can! With this clip-on high chair that you can actually buy.

    9. Chicken Sweater

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/116493797/chickens-hens-chicken-sweater-hen?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=pet&ref=sr_gallery_17
    https://www.etsy.com/listing/116493797/chickens-hens-chicken-sweater-hen?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=pet&ref=sr_gallery_17

    If you really must, buy it here.

    10. Neuticles: Testicular Implants for Pets

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    If you or your dog really miss their balls, buy these fake testicles here.

    11. Top Performance Paw Nail Polish

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    You pet probably doesn't like having their nails cut...but they will LOVE getting them painted! Buy it in assorted colors here.

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