Pair with a hotdog with ketchup and mustard for a beautiful stain.

Buy it from Anthropologie for $158.

Pair with red raspberry popsicle for a lovely pink mark that you'll never be able to wash out.

Get it from J. Crew for $138.

This dress looks incredible with a soft peanut butter and jelly stain just below to collarbone.

Buy it at H&M Strapless Dress for $70.

Wear while trying to finish a chocolate ice cream cone before it melts in 80+ degrees weather.

Get it at Topshop for $80.

Try sitting back and balancing your plate of chicken curry on your chest as you accentuate your waist with a spilled-on curry splash design.

Purchase this at Missguided for $60.

Pair with tripping and falling in the mud for a gorgeous umber tint.

Buy it at Gap for $80.

This dress looks lovely with your decision to play kickball on a grassy field.

Buy it at Diesel for $99.

Pair with that dangerously full third glass of merlot.

Purchase this at BCBG for $368.

Add on slurping spaghetti for that je ne sais quoi.

Get it at Calvin Klein for $108.

Wear this dress with a greasy dollar slice of pizza resting on your cape.

Buy it on ASOS for $98.

Add a splash of mocha latte for a real pop of color.

Purchase at Forever 21 for $30.

Give the ends of the dress some flare by accidentally dragging the dress through dog shit.

Buy it at White House Black Market for $180.

Draw attention to your butt in this dress by sitting on some gum and not noticing for hours that it's there.

Buy it at Nordstrom for $68.

Wear this while writing a beautiful handmade letter and watch the pen explode all over your lily white dress.

Get it from Lilly Pulitzer for $238.

It's your wedding day? Organically incorporate something blue by knocking into the colored icing on your own wedding cake while you attempt a father-daughter dance.

Purchase it from Target for $270.

Explosive diarrhea.

Purchase it at Free People for $128.