Vegan Tacos womanMexican Food plzzzzzI won't be there I'm workingSteak or I'm not eatingI don't careNo cheese anything without cheese
A successful doctor happily married with lots of adopted babiesA tattoo artist or somethingAny Disney Princess I only want to be a disney princessA lizard or a movie starA vetMarried AF
The full spectrum of human emotionfish and failureSomething happening to my dogs, god forbidUmmmmm maybe one of the illnesses I read about on WebMD*whispers* CheeseForgetting my lines or dropping a taco
Sleeping all dayDoing hoodrat things with my hoodrat friendsat the greenbelt with my pupsPlaying with toys or coloringdoing some cliche Austin activity with my frandzzzMaking buzz feed quizzes
FACT my house would never catch on fire because I am a responsible adultMy sense of humorMy toys and my barbies and my stuffed animalsMy dogs duhA fire extinguisher and WatsonI don't know this is a dumb question
A sloth bc sloths are lifehoney badger bc honey badgers don't careA dog (who's surprised)I am my own spirit animala rocka rainbow unicorn that eats sparkle cupcakes and drinks from a sea of rainbows
Which Evans Are You?
You are turtle, hard on the outside but soft and adorable and goofy on the inside. You are fiercely loyal but time is not your forte. You are the one who is always late and could lose your hand even though it is attached to your body. We are all excited to see what you will do with your life because it's gonna be "quite something". Alicia?
You are motivated and driven and have never encountered a skill you could't master. Your pups are your number one but your significant other is a close second. You are most likely to be found eating tacos at the greenbelt with your furry friends. You are a goofball who makes fish tattoos look good. Never change everyone loves you!
You are most likely gluten free or will shortly become gluten free. You have never met a stranger and everyone is your "bestfriend" and you don't wear colors because it stresses you out (alot of things stress you out). There is a picture of you in the dictionary under the header "Type A". You like mexican food (because it is corn based) and sloths are your spirit animal. You are always the center of attention and when you are not you kindly yell "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" but we all know it's because being a middle child is hard. Also you're the favorite child okay bye. #ripcoco
Voted most likely to work at a wolf preservation camp in high school you are one of a kind. You have a very abstract idea on cleanliness and time but somehow it works for you. You are fairly quiet but when you speak up it is the wittiest and funniest remark anyone has ever heard. You are a killer artist and everyone likes you beacause you are a cool fun chill girly
Also known as Sky (may the force be with you), you only care about tacos and drama. You are the funniest person you know and vegan is life. Chances are you will be in NY in 3 years running the show. You are strong because you've endured the beatings of 4 siblings for 16 years. You are kind of a brat but you are also super sweet and serve others well when you aren't tweeting or taking care of your actual bird watson. May all your days be filled with hamilton and tiny cacti
You are probably the best thing to ever happen to the evans household. Because of you we own 4567382 barbies and counting. You are more of a diva than your dad, which is saying alot, and you have never met a stranger. May all your days be filled with selena and gymnastics and I hope one day you can finally meet Elsa. You are the most articulate 5 year old to ever live and no one will ever hurt you because we would all destroy them before the thought even entered their mind.