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    10 Reasons Why Sarah Should Be Named "Creative Director" of D/CO

    Please consider changing my title from Junior Associate to Creative Director. This is not a pay raise request; simply a change in title. LET ME TELL YOU WHY!

    1. Creativity (Obviously)

    2. Brains

    3. Loyalty

    4. Politics

    5. Credibility

    6. Potential

    7. Management Experience

    8. Vindication

    9. Because I am almost out of business cards.

    10. It would make D/CO look good.