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Can We Guess How You Sneeze Based On Your Home Decor?

Tiny sneeze after tiny sneeze, you can’t help the fact that you sneeze multiple times in a single instance. Just like the tiny knickknacks that adorn your home, your sneezes are small in stature but certainly fill the room with your presence. The number of times people have said “Bless you!” or “Gesundheit” does not compare to the number of tiny homemade tchotchkes that appear on your tables and mantel.

You Sneeze in Tiny Bursts!

The local jazz band just called. Their trumpeter is sick and was wondering if your bugle-boy nose could cover. Just like your loud and bold sense of home decor, your boisterous sneeze can be heard a town over.

You Have a Trumpet Sneeze!

Would you like an extra tissue? Of course you do. The current state of your bedroom floor pales in comparison to how messy your sneezes are. The aftermath of one of your sneezes illicits the exact same reaction as when you clean up your room: “Hey! How’d that get there?!"

You’re a Snotty Sneezer!

Was that even a sneeze? If a quiet sneezer sneezes in a quiet and serene feng shui–decorated house, do they even sneeze at all? The inaudibility of your sneeze leaves people with a sense of mystery as mysterious as where you got your area rug or that hallway lamp. Wait…did you just sneeze again?

You’re a ~Quiet~ Sneezer!

Taking notes form the classic sneeze depiction of “Achoo,” your home decorating style is the definition of classic. You won’t find anything modern or out of the norm within the walls of your house. Your decorating style is simple and classic, just like your sneeze.

Your Sneezes Actually Sound Like “Achoo!”

You are, indeed, unique. Each room of your home has a different inspiration and decorating style. Your sneezes follow a similar trend; each one is different. From volume to quantity to even amount of expelled bodily fluid, the varying degree in your sneezes is uncanny.

You Sneeze Differently Every Time

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Can We Guess How You Sneeze Based On Your Home Decor?

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Can We Guess How You Sneeze Based On Your Home Decor?

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