Classic Jokes Poorly Updated For The Social Media Age

These are a lot less funny.

1. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

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2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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3. What’s black and white and red all over?

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4. Knock Knock.

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5. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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6. Why couldn’t the pirate see the movie?

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7. Why do monkeys love bananas?

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8. If you’re American when you go into the bathroom and you’re American when you come out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

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9. Why was the skeleton scared to look in the mirror?

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10. What’s at the end of everything?

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