Comedy·Posted on May 6, 2015Skip Work With One Of These Foolproof ExcusesYou'll never work again.by by Sam WeinerBuzzFeed Staff, by Will VarnerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Don't feel like working? Just send your boss one of these messages. 1. The Radical Doctor's Note 2. The Classic 3. The Attention-Getter 4. The Ol' Tearjerker 5. The Sick Day Text 6. The Cry For Help 7. The Chat From Your Home Computer 8. The Message From A Friend 9. The Urgent Request For A Personal Day 10. The Honest Letter From Mom 11. The Ultimate Excuse