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Pull Up A Chair And Prepare To Laugh Your Ass Off At All These Moments From "The Office"

"I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!"

1. When Michael talked about being locked up:

2. When Dwight described the best way to spend Valentine's Day:

3. When Creed tried to get Jim to go out with his daughter:

4. When Kelly was the ultimate #BOSS:

5. When Meredith discussed her dating issues:

6. When Phyllis mentioned her preferred form of exercise:

7. When Michael wasn't afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions:

8. When Stanley just wanted to be a good citizen:

9. When this illustration went right over Dwight's head:

10. When Angela shared her fashion choices with us:

11. When Michael had financial issues:

12. When Kelly aced her interview:

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Kelly: "I manage my department and I've been doing that for several years now and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way."

Jim: "Your department's just you, right?"

Kelly: "Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage."

Gabe: "Great, can we just ... We just have a lot of serious candidates to get through today..."

Kelly: "Am I not a serious candidate?"

Gabe: "What do you want me to say? I mean there's a line of qualified people out there, we have a video CV from England. Are we all just going to pretend...okay. What are your weaknesses?"

Kelly: "I don't have any, asshole."

13. When Creed seemed a little too interested in Meredith's recovery:

14. When Kelly played to her strengths:

15. When Creed was a beacon of acceptance:

16. When the plot of The Lion King went right over Michael's head:

17. Literally this entire messy exchange:

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Michael: "I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS."

Jim: "I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan."

Michael: "No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS."

Phyllis: "Afghani."

Michael: "What?"

Phyllis: "Afghani."

Michael: "That's a dog."

Pam: "No, that's Afghan."

Michael: "That's a shawl."

Dwight: "Wait, canine AIDS?"

Michael: "No, humans with AIDS."

Creed: "Who has AIDS?"

Jim: "Guys, the Afghanistanis."

18. When Kelly made a gutsy fashion choice:

19. When Michael lived dangerously:

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Michael: "Scissor me!"

20. When Jim pulled off the prank to end all pranks on Dwight:

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Karen: "Who are you faxing so early in the morning?"

Jim: "Oh um...kinda hard to explain."

Jim: "I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch. But before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself, from the future.

Fax: "DWIGHT, AT 8AM TODAY SOMEONE POISONS THE COFFEE. DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE. MORE INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW. CORDIALLY, FUTURE DWIGHT."

Dwight: "Nooooo! You'll thank me later."

21. And finally, Kevin's chili incident, which we (and the Dunder-Mifflin Scranton carpet) are still recovering from:

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Kevin: "At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm up the night before pressing garlic, I toast my my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best."