Hello, internet fam! Earlier today, news broke that singer/serial friend collector Taylor Swift helped co-write "This Is What You Came For" with her ex, Scottish DJ/massage enthusiast Calvin Harris.
This sent Calvin OFF on a massive Twitter rant where he not only dragged Taylor but seemed to confirm her feud with Katy Perry.
1. Naturally, people on the internet got very excited when Harris started tweeting about Taylor:
Omg landing to this Taylor and Calvin gossip...
2. And they got even MORE excited when he didn't stop tweeting, and continued to spill some tea on the pop star:
me looking through Calvin Harris' tweets right now
3. People were excited to pull up a chair for the ~DRAMA~:
me: ugh i hate drama calvin harris: [goes off and exposes taylor swift and her team] me:
4. Topical Pokémon Go jokes were made, naturally:
Let that rare Pokemon go, @CalvinHarris
5. And others were just staring at Taylor, waiting for her say on the whole matter:
This is how Everybody is looking at Taylor swift after Calvin Harris Exposed her 😳
6. People celebrated Calvin for joining a long line of celebs who have publicly feuded with Taylor:
Omg I wanna thank Kanye, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry and now CALVIN HARRIS for exposing Taylor Swift 👌🏽
7. And others waited for MORE celebrity collateral damage:
Me waiting for other celebs to swerve out of their lane and spill the tea on Taylor
8. While some were just hoping for more good music to result from the drama:
Calvin Harris about to call Katy Perry for his next record and make it about Taylor Swift 😂😂
9. Because let's be honest, a Calvin-Katy revenge track would be so AMAZING — even Taylor can't deny that:
CALVIN HARRIS - "I'M NOT THAT GUY, SORRY" FT. KATY PERRY NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES! TAYLOR: *BUYS IT INSTANTLY*
10. Oh, and has anyone checked on Kanye?
Kanye West reading Calvin Harris's tweets about Taylor Swift like
11. Some people felt the need to remind Calvin that he really should have seen this coming:
Also, like, you knew she was Taylor Swift when you started dating. "I'm sure I'LL be treated differently in the press if we ever break up"
12. Like, Calvin, why are you so surprised?
Calvin, you were dating Taylor Swift publicly and broke up. I hate to say it but....this is what you came for.
13. Also, here's a friendly reminder of what exactly two adults are squabbling over:
reminder that these are the lyrics Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift are publicly fighting about
14. And at the end of the day, we had to remind ourselves that we the people got to enjoy this spectacle free of charge:
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THIS CALVIN/TOM/TAYLOR SWIFT DRAMA IS FREE
