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26 Insane "Veep" Insults We're Still Laughing At

"Right now you're about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl."

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6. When Amy let it be known she wasn't a fan of Gary's communication skills:

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"She cannot fall asleep on live TV, not on C-SPAN, the irony would be too huge. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Are you really waving? She cannot see you through the TV. Most of us learn that when we're four."

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8. When Amy did not like the fact Jonah compared himself to Michael Jordan:

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"You are not Michael Jordan. You are a seven-foot-seven goony-looking Lithuanian who's gonna drop dead of Marfan syndrome. Get your ass in the car."

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13. This epic burn which was so good it left Jonah speechless:

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"Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton. But they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks."

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20. When Ben went grandiose and insulted generations of American politicians:

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Selina: "Can I really blame another country for something they didn't do?"

Ben: "It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy since the Spanish-American War."

23. Selina's first burn regarding Chinese hackers, first directed at the White House wifi:

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Sue: "Madam President, Chinese hackers breached the NSA firewall earlier this morning."

Selina: "Any chance they fixed the wifi?"

Sue: "I'll check."

24. Then Selina's second Chinese hacker-inspired burn, this time directed at her staff:

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Sue: "The DOD wants us to know that now the Chinese hackers have breached White House employee files."

Selina: "Maybe they can find out what some of these people are doing."

25. And Selina's third Chinese hacker burn, directed at...pretty much everyone:

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Sue: "Madam President, we have received word that Chinese hackers have now breached the National Security Council servers."

Selina: "Why don't we give the Chinese their own log-ins and passwords? Save everybody a lot of time."

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