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There is a magical elixir that exists in this world. You know very well what it is: PAMPLEMOUSSE LA CROIX.
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There is no better feeling in the world than when the taste of citrus and the cold bubbles tickle your tongue. NONE!
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If you love Pamplemousse La Croix, you know one thing above all: IT IS THE BEST FAVOR OF LA CROIX, HANDS DOWN.
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Lime might be good, and passionfruit is delicious, but they might as well be tap water compared to pamplemousse.
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And people who prefer coconut clearly have an unrefined palate.
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Also, you totally didn't know what "pamplemousse" meant before you tried La Croix...
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...but you feel classy AF telling people now that it's French for "grapefruit."
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You think the can is so pretty, it might as well be hanging in the Louvre.
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And the cases are truly a work of art.
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You always have a spare case in your fridge...
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...actually, most of your fridge space is occupied by cases of Pamplemousse La Croix...
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...but that doesn't stop you from always, ALWAYS picking up a case when you go to the grocery store so you never run out.
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You know that pamplemousse pairs well with basically every type of alcohol...
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...but it also tastes DELIGHTFUL on its own.
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Your friends think you might have a bit of an addiction...
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...because you get mad when someone offers you a beverage that ISN'T Pamplemousse La Croix. Like regular seltzer? NO THANKS!
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But most of all, you know that there is no such thing as drinking too much Pamplemousse La Croix.
