1. When Kelly shared this fun fact about herself: NBC "I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake." 2. When Angela shared her shopping hacks: NBC / Via theofficeedit.tumblr.com "Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I'm forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls." 3. This whole exchange involving Meredith's outfit: NBC / Via droqo.tumblr.com Toby: "Your outfit. You might consider pulling it down a touch?"Meredith: "You're a bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I'm not allowed to wear open-toe shoes?"Oscar: "Meredith, your boob is out."Meredith: "Fine."Angela: "Too far, Meredith, too far!"Kelly: "Dammit, Meredith, where are your panties?"Meredith: "It's casual day." 4. Michael's financial woes: NBC / Via thewincheters.tumblr.com Michael: "I...DECLARE...BANKRUPTCY!"Oscar: "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen."Michael: "I didn't say it, I declared it." 5. When Dwight described his perfect February 14: NBC / Via maybethistimemegz.tumblr.com "My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me. Fielding desperate calls from people who wanna buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago." 6. When Creed was a little *too* invested in Meredith's well-being: NBC / Via dundermifflinscranton.tumblr.com Meredith: "They have me on a lot of painkillers."Creed: "Oh, really? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone? What?" 7. When Kelly didn't hold back: NBC / Via outtagum.tumblr.com "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. First of all, how dare you?" 8. When Kevin should have been on the naughty list: NBC / Via dundermifflingifs.tumblr.com "I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't." 9. When Creed was the epitome of tolerance: NBC / Via sayidjarrahs.tumblr.com "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing." 10. When Michael got REAL: NBC / Via dundermifflinscranton.tumblr.com "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors!" 11. When Creed explained his stinky snack: NBC / Via sayidjarrahs.tumblr.com Michael: "Okay, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a 'distinct old man smell'?"Creed: "I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death." 12. When Creed shared this business advice: NBC / Via nootnootmothafuckah.tumblr.com "I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader." 13. When Meredith got ~romantic~: NBC / Via 6nose6bleed6.tumblr.com "I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder." 14. When Kevin's Famous Chili...happened: NBC / Via collegiate-confession.tumblr.com "At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best." 15. When Kelly led a group in the office: NBC / Via baawri.tumblr.com Kelly: "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"Angela: "I don't have a headache."Kelly: "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!"Angela: "I'm just preparing." 16. When Dwight sought out Toby's help: NBC Dwight: "You said that we could come to you if we had any questions."Toby: "Sure."Dwight: "Where is the clitoris?" 17. When Dwight wasn't exactly the best investigator: NBC / Via sayidjarrahs.tumblr.com Dwight: "Do you know what this is?"Creed: "That is Northern Lights, cannabis indica."Dwight: "No, it's marijuana." 18. When Michael almost killed Kevin: NBC / Via sirmichaelscott.tumblr.com Michael: "Eat it, eat it!"Kelly: "You're killing him, Michael!" 19. When Angela shared this bit of family history: NBC / Via angkinzarchive.tumblr.com "In the Martin family, we like to say, 'Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.' That's code for 'check out the slut.' Why are there flies in here?" 20. When Kelly thought she was about to go on a miracle diet: NBC / Via scrantonpaper.tumblr.com Kelly: "I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico."Creed: "That wasn't a tapeworm." 21. When Michael tried to be woke, but Stanley proved he wasn't: NBC / Via blvesturngold.tumblr.com Michael: "I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about."Stanley: "That's not what a hate crime is."Michael: "Well, I hated it a lot, okay?" 22. When Kelly meant business: NBC / Via netflixuniversity.tumblr.com "Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor. The Business Bitch." 23. When Kelly aced her interview: NBC / Via netflixuniversity.tumblr.com Gabe: "Um, what are your weaknesses?"Kelly: "I don't have any, asshole!" 24. And finally...this PERFECT moment: NBC / Via fuck-misha.tumblr.com Dwight: "I can't believe you came!"Michael: "That's what she said."