Listen it's been a rough week but we're not here to talk about it. Instead, let's discuss a sassy, unbothered, unproblematic queen: Fiona the Hippo. instagram.com / Via @CincinnatiZoo You're probably familiar with Miss Fiona's work: She's a social media sensation and star resident of the Cincinnati Zoo. Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Fiona Stats: She is 2ft tall at her shoulder, she's 55" from nose to tail, her tail is 9" long & she weighs 356lbs… https://t.co/TNcq1Szt7i 04:31 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite But Fiona has reached new levels of ICONIC thanks to this video the Cincinnati Zoo just uploaded, and it's 81 seconds of pure perfection: Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Hippos love water, which is why the Greeks gave them the name “river horse.” Hippos spend up to 16 hours a day in t… https://t.co/C6Z4xUYTIJ 08:36 PM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Listen, I appreciate the hippo facts (Speaking Greek? In THIS economy?!), Cincinnati Zoo Social Media Manager — but I'm here for Miss Fiona SERVING ICE COLD LOOKS ONLY! Look at her TWIRL!!! We love original choreography! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Twitter: @CincinnatiZoo Look at her blow bubbles and bop around! 👏MISS👏FIONA👏DID👏THAT! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Twitter: @CincinnatiZoo Look at her dive through the water like she doesn't have a care in the world! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Twitter: @CincinnatiZoo Look at her pull a Mariah "I don't know her" with her own MOTHER Bibi as she swims away because she's just THAT unbothered. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Twitter: @CincinnatiZoo WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT?! All I have left to say is... E!