Listen it's been a rough week but we're not here to talk about it. Instead, let's discuss a sassy, unbothered, unproblematic queen: Fiona the Hippo.
You're probably familiar with Miss Fiona's work: She's a social media sensation and star resident of the Cincinnati Zoo.
Fiona Stats: She is 2ft tall at her shoulder, she's 55" from nose to tail, her tail is 9" long & she weighs 356lbs… https://t.co/TNcq1Szt7i
But Fiona has reached new levels of ICONIC thanks to this video the Cincinnati Zoo just uploaded, and it's 81 seconds of pure perfection:
Hippos love water, which is why the Greeks gave them the name “river horse.” Hippos spend up to 16 hours a day in t… https://t.co/C6Z4xUYTIJ
Listen, I appreciate the hippo facts (Speaking Greek? In THIS economy?!), Cincinnati Zoo Social Media Manager — but I'm here for Miss Fiona SERVING ICE COLD LOOKS ONLY!
Look at her TWIRL!!! We love original choreography!
Look at her blow bubbles and bop around! 👏MISS👏FIONA👏DID👏THAT!
Look at her dive through the water like she doesn't have a care in the world!
Look at her pull a Mariah "I don't know her" with her own MOTHER Bibi as she swims away because she's just THAT unbothered.
WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT?! All I have left to say is...
