This Video Of Sassy Queen Fiona The Hippo Will Be The Best 81 Seconds Of Your Week


    Listen it's been a rough week but we're not here to talk about it. Instead, let's discuss a sassy, unbothered, unproblematic queen: Fiona the Hippo.

    You're probably familiar with Miss Fiona's work: She's a social media sensation and star resident of the Cincinnati Zoo.

    Fiona Stats: She is 2ft tall at her shoulder, she's 55" from nose to tail, her tail is 9" long & she weighs 356lbs…

    But Fiona has reached new levels of ICONIC thanks to this video the Cincinnati Zoo just uploaded, and it's 81 seconds of pure perfection:

    Hippos love water, which is why the Greeks gave them the name “river horse.” Hippos spend up to 16 hours a day in t…

    Listen, I appreciate the hippo facts (Speaking Greek? In THIS economy?!), Cincinnati Zoo Social Media Manager — but I'm here for Miss Fiona SERVING ICE COLD LOOKS ONLY!

    Look at her TWIRL!!! We love original choreography!

    Look at her blow bubbles and bop around! 👏MISS👏FIONA👏DID👏THAT!

    Look at her dive through the water like she doesn't have a care in the world!

    Look at her pull a Mariah "I don't know her" with her own MOTHER Bibi as she swims away because she's just THAT unbothered.

    WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT?! All I have left to say is...