Tired of supporting a celebrity who is problematic as hell and shows you no love in return? WELL, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! I've got an up-and-coming queen who stays in her lane, minds her business, and is destined for greatness. I'm here to tell you that you need to activate your stan cards IMMEDIATELY. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF E! I'm talking of course about Fiona the hippo, and as you can tell by the look on her face, she has the diva attitude on LOCK already. instagram.com Let's catch everyone up to speed: Fiona is a little over 6 months old, and she's a resident of the Cincinnati Zoo. I'm ALSO going to spill the tea on why you need to be stanning Miss Fiona. instagram.com Let's begin, shall we?! instagram.com Fiona was born six weeks premature, but like any true diva, she's overcome her adversity and THEN some. instagram.com Fiona is obviously a sassy queen... instagram.com ...who is absolutely ADORABLE from ALL angles. instagram.com Like, how could you possibly say no to this? Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Fiona tipped the scales at 404 lbs today!!!! Grow baby grow! Her Mom, Bibi, weighs around 3,000 lbs! Tue Jul 25 19:11:47 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Of course, Miss Fiona is a multitalented queen. She enjoys time playing in her pool... Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Fiona and Bibi having fun in their indoor pool. The hose makes an excellent enrichment activity for many of our ani… https://t.co/GY3tOXVoDj Wed Jul 19 16:15:22 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite ...taking stunning selfies... Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Fiona selfie! DYK: A changing climate will impact a hippo’s habitat primarily through drought. #ArcticSeaIceDay 04:01 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite ...and just not giving a fuck about anything in general. Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Monday's are hard. #FionaFix 04:00 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Even the fish love her! Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Even the fish love Fiona! #FionaFix 04:00 PM - 08 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite She also just looks frickin' STUNNING... Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Fiona Stats: She is 2ft tall at her shoulder, she's 55" from nose to tail, her tail is 9" long & she weighs 356lbs… https://t.co/TNcq1Szt7i 04:31 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite ...and unsurprisingly, she has fans across the globe... Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo We want to know how far the Fiona phenomenon extends. If you're a Fiona Fan from outside Ohio, let us know the stat… https://t.co/enWIReK7fE 04:01 PM - 05 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Plus, like any true celebrity, she has an amazing nickname with her partner in crime (her mom, Bibi): BIFI!!! Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Celebrity duo Bibi & Fiona r becoming affectionately known as BiFi (beefy). We think it works in multiple ways. Mon Jul 03 02:11:49 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Of course, Fiona already has a legion of loyal fans... Twitter: @MADBLACKTHOT ...who are TOTALLY ride-or-die for the hippo. Twitter: @LFerut4 But it's never too late to join! WE NEED YOU! Goat Whisperer @Cant_Turn_Left Someone: Fiona is just a hippo Me: FIONA IS A GODESS THAT'S LIVING IN A WORLD THAT YOU DEGENERATE CARBON SACKS TRA… https://t.co/OFhXliURsa 05:39 PM - 18 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Basically, this is all of us right now. E!